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Jaskier - Julian Alfred Pancratz ([personal profile] whatupbuttercup) wrote2020-03-18 01:36 pm
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PSL Injuries and Patching up with Monsterbytrade



Jaskier was not font of this particular hamlet, he decided. The lands were bleak, the people were bleaker, and there was a pervasive stench of bog that crept into everything. The sheets (the beds were fairly nice, he would give them that, but the feather mattresses all stank of bog water), the curtains, the wood, the people--everything smelled of still water and mold. It was enough to drive him to distraction.

He suspected it annoyed Geralt as well, but the Witcher had only given him a cursory grunt when prompted about it.

The town, apparently, had need of a Witcher to clear some terrible beast from the marshes nearby. Jaskier couldn't hope to pronounce the name of it so, until Geralt felt like describing the thing, he was out on a limb about whether to make a song of it or not. Apparently, it was dangerous enough that Geralt had actually deigned to request he stay behind, instead of just ordering it, and Jaskier had agreed without hesitation.

It was an unspoken agreement. Anything truly cataclysmic or terrible, Geralt would grit his teeth and be cordial about what he required and Jaskier would agree without argument. It was a nicety they both extended...unfortunately, that meant that Jaskier was left standing in the road, staring off into the night, pacing as he waited for Geralt to appear out of the darkness like a spectre of death.

He did not.

The night crawled on and Jaskier's pacing got a little antsier, a little less controlled, he started talking--to himself and to Roach, who waited patiently by the roadside. He bitched about Witchers, about whatever this thing was, about the town, about the smell, praised Roach for being a good girl, damned Roach for not being psychically connected to Geralt (that he could prove), and then sighed and just leaned his head against her neck as he waited.

It was just before dawn that the Witcher appeared on the road. He moved very, very slowly and Jaskier stared in horror as he watched him approach.

He didn't want to pry, to be more of a nuisance than he was wont, but Geralt didn't--that wasn't how he walked. He had brushed Jaskier off before, knocked aside hands and insisted he was fine when he was not...but the bard had never seen him move like that. Had never seen the way his legs seemed to drag, to move ahead only to catch himself. He was falling forward, repeatedly, more than he was walking.

"Damn it all," Jaskier cursed and abandoned Roach to run to the Witcher's side.

The stench of blood was--truly remarkable. It took him aback and that, alone, said something. His armor was destroyed, cut apart and gnawed free, and the dark splotches on his clothing--it was impossible to tell where Geralt's blood started and where the gore of the creature ended. He had one of his swords in hand, held in a tight immobile grip and in the other he held a grotesque severed head of something that resembled a mummified woman made of corn-husks and a layer of teeth stolen from children's heads. He nearly vomited at the sight of it.

Geralt kept walking, almost like he hadn't seen the bard come up, and Jaskier's hands fluttered as he considered how to--what to do.

"Geralt? My friend? Are you--oh you're looking a bit unwell--" His voice was very high all of a sudden. Was that a solid chunk taken out of him? Melitele's tits he could see through that hole in Geralt's side. Could see clear through him. That was very bad. There was a huge gash across his back, across his legs, he was a mess of holes and bites and Jaskier's heart felt very near to stopping.

He made a decision then and snuck himself under Geralt's sword arm. He drew the tense limb over his shoulders and lifted, took some of the Witcher's weight, and tried to lead him to Roach.
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-24 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Geralt was still huffing from the sudden influx of heat and hadn't even seen the soap proffered him before it was being used against his back. This time around things weren't so awkward aside from the injuries; whatever tone had been between them before-- whatever the hell had been wrong with Jaskier-- seemed to have passed. It was fine. It had been tiring. He was tired. "Water's already working," he muttered as he leaned, his eyes drooping. He meant drinking it-- he felt much improved.

He didn't fall asleep but he drifted, grunted at whatever Jaskier was saying. The turn of the soap across him was too soothing to fight, the wash of the water every time it was scooped up and poured over him. Geralt hummed. He didn't mind this. He never truly minded when Jaskier made a fuss about grooming him, though he'd never say it. Maybe he mumbled something about it. Perhaps. At some point the someone was trying to lift him... and then he went, gamely, one foot in front of the other. The pain was there but far away.

Perhaps he was actually asleep.

There was the vague sense of being lowered into bed, of warm hands on him and a lilting voice. Geralt felt warm. He might have smiled even though his body felt like it weights were attached to his limbs. He tried to reach out and hold onto the voice but he couldn't, quite, it slipped through his fingers. It slipped and then he sank into darkness.

When Geralt woke he knew two things: one, that the light through the windows was late morning and two, that he was ravenous.

It was still hard to move, to try and push himself up as he looked for water, for Jaskier, for anything.
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-24 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The water was found and (while his arm was shaking badly, it was managed) finished in its entirety. There was no dealing with the pitcher to get a refill and anyway, the first had winded him. So Geralt just lay back, panting quietly and happy that his stomach was not trying to rebel for being full while looking out the window onto a view that was not whatever this awful fucking life boasted for an afterlife. Seemed that destiny was not done with him yet.

After a moment, his gaze shifted to Jaskier. The man was hardly a pretty sleeper. Lips parted, limbs akimbo, hair askew. And yet... the soft curve of his cheek, the way his fingers curled loosely under his chin. It wasn't as if Geralt hadn't had more than enough opportunities to see Jaskier sleep over the years, he just never bothered. Sometimes the bard talked in his sleep (the lack of surprise when he'd discovered that had been astounding) and there was the one night that Geralt had literally dragged him into a lake to make it stop, but...

He'd never just. Watched him. There was always something to do. Always some pressing matter-- camp to wrap up, a monster to waylay, a road to get on. Now he couldn't get himself up if he'd wanted to, he ached from head to toe and had nothing better to do than to lay here and watch the crawl of the sun across the prone form of the bard, still in yesterday's clothes.

And then Geralt's stomach apparently finished parsing the water and gave a mighty lurch and yowl to remind him that it had been days since he'd eaten.

Ah, well.

Geralt threw the empty leather cup in his hand at Jaskier.
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-24 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
He didn't feel like he was ready to die-- aside from perhaps hunger-- and it showed in the way he dropped annoyed eyes to the tent in Jaskier's trousers, clearly as peppy in the mornings as the man himself, and simply closed his eyes with a groan. "Just stop... talking. It's the morning of whatever day it happens to be. I need something to eat." He'd thanked the man the day before, hadn't he? Then he certainly didn't need to do it again.

He opened his eyes slowly. "I didn't... say anything. About your singing last night. Did I?" Geralt thought he had dreamed about it, though nothing he could clearly recall. He'd been in Oxenfurt and it had been snowing, or else the song that he had been listening to was that awful ballad the bard had named Winter that was about nothing but the properties of love's tendency to freeze. Jaskier had spent almost a month of the road trying to write that; it had been a taxing month. But in the dream he'd definitely been in Oxenfurt.
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-25 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Geralt took great pains to ignore the way that Jaskier seemed to want to idly hang onto himself-- as if he were wielding a club which he might be prone to begin bludgeoning an unsuspecting subject with quite suddenly-- until the man spoke up about the head. He shifted slightly so that he could see the bard. "A boy." Leave it to Jaskier to send a child to fetch a nightmare.

"At least there's that." Geralt tried to gather a large inhale and then winced as his side objected sharply. "We can find someone who'll buy it." He snorted and then cursed as his side objected that, too. "Hell," he said in more of a monotone once he could breathe again, "Yen might want it, and you know how she is about throwing money at things she wants. Maybe she'll crush all those teeth down into a face powder, or lotion." Now if he could just get out of bed. Geralt looked at Jaskier. "Two breakfasts," he said, determinedly working his way up the headboard into a sitting position. "And get something for yourself as well. The sleep hasn't improved your palor."
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-25 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Geralt examined his stitches while Jaskier was gone. He folded back mercifully clean sheets to his stomach and pushed fingers lightly against the bandage-- stained, but not badly-- and then smoothed calluses over a long line of new stitches and pink, healing flesh in a line from his mid-stomach to near under his armpit.

(Nails like talons, curved ivory that had no moon to flash in and thus give themselves away; he hadn't felt the cut until the blood had stuck his jerkin to his skin and slowed him further.)

There was a slow breath given to the silent room. There were noises of life in the village outside the window and even the house itself but the Witcher didn't need any such sunlit reminders to banish things that crept in the dark. He'd been made not to feel horror the way normal people did. His fingers slowed on the stitches. Lucky him.

The stitches were small and mostly even. Those with no mind to be physicians who were thrust into the position often skewed one of two ways-- too few stitches, because they were scared, because they were sick-- or too many, out of worry. Geralt was proud to see that Jaskier had done neither and wondered if it was simply borne of the vanity in the man that had forced him to learn to mend his own clothes once he began following Geralt further and further from towns. Had repeated practice become muscle memory?

When the door opened, Geralt's hand slid back to the bed. That he was impressed by both the handiwork and the fact that Jaskier had actually given up expensive thread to mend him didn't need to be aired. The smell of the food filled his mouth with saliva and if his reflexes had been in tact he would have grabbed a herring off the plate as it passed him-- as it was his stomach growled. Loudly. The boy stared at his stomach and then at him.

"Boo," the Witcher said, wondering if he'd scatter.
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-25 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Geralt could reach far enough that for the time being he was fine helping himself. It took all his considerable will-power not to stuff the warm food into his mouth as fast as his weak arms would work and then swallow it whole. Instead, the opposite. He chose one thing at a time and chewed each bite until it was almost nothing at all in his mouth; it was maddening but created saliva and would help his stomach digest. Also, a side benefit, eating like this he was sure not to vomit everything back up. And so, for the better of a quarter hour, he just let Jaskier talk to the room as he methodically worked his way through three eggs and four fish, one ham, and several plain pieces of bread. Finally he wiped his mouth.

"Water."

Once he'd washed the breakfast down, he leaned back against the headboard and listened to his stomach groan. It was a good feeling, he decided. "They're scared of me." It was addressing both the woman last night, vaguely remembered, and the boy this morning. Jaskier seemed befuddled by it; this was the answer. "If I were human I should be dead and if not dead, then..." he grunted. "Comatose. Invalid. Certainly not taking breakfast. You're too used to me by half, Jaskier."
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-25 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Geralt just shook his head, took another fish, and listened to Jaskier's excuses. The man had a funny way of sidestepping anything put forward that might sound in the slightest bit detrimental to Geralt's nature, even if that anything only happened to make statement to what he actually was. Semantics were one thing but base fact was that he was not natural and truly, to deny that part of himself would be to say the pain of his childhood was for nothing and Geralt could not do that. So he let Jaskier do his dances and said nothing about it; the argument that would come of it would have seen no winners.

The proof would be when the lady of the House ushered them out the door as soon as Geralt showed signs of taking his convalescence out of the bedroom-- and even then it would stay a known quantity to Geralt and a mystery to Jaskier. No. Despite the fact of her having a son not too old to have been a target for the thing he had dispatched, her debt had been paid with room and board and blood on the alter of her kitchen. She would be giddy to see the back of them now.

He paused in licking a finger and raised an eyebrow as Jaskier turned. Teeth scraped the pad of his thumb and he gave the flesh on last suck to divest it of salt. "All that good silk wasted on my flesh. I suppose I owe you a doublet, at least, in some awful color."
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-26 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Geralt's face reflected nothing as Jaskier snapped the first three-word-answer out from between his teeth with a vehemence that was genuinely queer enough considering the source to raise eyebrows had he been in other company. As it was the Witcher merely watched the bard as he washed the sentiment back down with water and came at it from a different angle.

There was something low and warm that lodged oddly at the bottom of Geralt's windpipe as Jaskier went on, like heartburn. Too many fish, maybe. Geralt didn't say anything and all the words hung in the air between then for a moment. It wasn't wasted. They felt too big for the room, as if one of them should have opened a window to let the thing out instead of letting it hang around. Geralt's nearest hand twitched and fingertips slid across the back of Jakier's neck, just against the soft fringe at the nape.

Then he reached for another piece of bread.

"Are you done eating? Bring my bag over to the bed and I'll show you how to make a salve that works. I smell like a damn hothouse." It wasn't so bad, of course, but Geralt's nose worked better than most and the insult was something easy for equilibrium's sake.
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-26 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, so it was for your tender sensibilities," Geralt prodded aimlessly, the words as rhetorical as they were comfortable. "Lavender does have general soporific effects, good for relaxing, deep breathing. Things like that." He opened the flap of the bag and started slowly rifling through the contents. His mixed elixirs were packed with care in a straw-lined hard-shell box, but the general ingredients that he had a habit of gathering as they rode ended up shoved into random places until he decided to organize them by qualities every few nights.

"If I hadn't been poisoned," by his own hand, in this case, "swallow is the best potion to use, by the way. I don't have any Drowner brains at the moment but other than that it's just celadine and Dwarven liquor. It's green, and clear." Geralt was pulling things out as he spoke, his words slow but clear. Strange, to be the one filling the silence as Jaskier watched him, and not the other way around.

Finally he handed Jaskier the small bundle of herbs he'd pulled from here and there and pointed to each in turn. "Comfrey-- an astringent. Good for keeping the area clear of anything that might cause inflammation. Goldenseal, but the leaf, it keeps infection down. The flower is useless." Geralt glanced at Jaskier, to see if it was following. "And Arnica." He pointed to the last, a small yellow flower and maybe the edge of a smile touched his mouth. "For lessening pain."
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-26 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Willow bark?" Geralt shrugged one shoulder. "I would use it for localized swelling. An injured joint, something like that." As it became clear that Jaskier was at least able to discourse about such things instead of just sit and sop up dry information, the taciturn edge left his voice... and maybe, maybe there was a bit of amusement hidden beneath. The idea of Jaskier peeling willows was just too good. He wondered if whoever They were had just done it to keep Jaskier's undoubtedly nervous prattling out of the house.

"--told you it was what?" His head lifted at that, hair falling down in front of his shoulders and eyebrows knitting together. "Wormwood does promote..." he cleared his throat. "It draws blood to the surface, so technically it can help with healing and clotting, yes, but I wouldn't say that it's the thing that it's most known for." For a moment, Geralt puzzled on it, and then he realized; "the marshes. It grows like a weed in wet conditions. No wonder they'd use it over something else."
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[personal profile] monsterbytrade 2020-03-26 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Geralt was sure that whoever had told Jaskier to use wormwood and willow bark were only doing their best. Recipes varied by person and region and there were some cases in which he'd actually expanded his own stocks and recipes by talking to the women in the villages he'd passed through. Not always, but there had been times. "I prefer beeswax," Geralt said. "It's purer and doesn't smell. But tallow is fine." And, again, plentiful-- and no one needed deal with a beehive and it's lively inhabitants. Because so many plants served similar purposes, Herbology was at its best when the knowledge base of the practitioner as wide as it was deep.

Certainly they weren't going to get through it all in a day. When Jaskier started going on about the possibilities of his lotion line, Geralt's posture began to sag. By the time he'd fetched his songbook (which makes a subtle mark on the Witcher's backbrain, his songbook) eyes are only open when he himself was talking. "Just remember what you can for now," Geralt finally said, his head giving up the fight and turning to let the nearest pillow catch its weight, "there's time." Thanks to Jaskier. For the moment the lingering pain was all secondary to his full stomach and the heaviness of his body.

"Jaskier," he mumbled, "no wormwood on stitches. It's an aphrodisiac." Apparently it would be his final word on the subject; he was asleep.